Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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