were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
they need to just BURY HIM!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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