You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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