he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I think my moral compass just broke
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