yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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