quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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