If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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