I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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