I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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