She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
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