Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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