Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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