You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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