Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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