I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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