Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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