Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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