Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
i out mim tonsoeep
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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