I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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