He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
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And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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