He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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