i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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