I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Can I color on your dick again?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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