this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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