belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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