Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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