Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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