just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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