im drinking this country out of the recession.
Apparently you make a good broom.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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