Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
