i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Randomize
