Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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