Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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