i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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