Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
you had me at cake vodka
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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