when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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