think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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