Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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