i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
She announced her abortion via fbk
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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