She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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