I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Okay so I just had a really great idea