Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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