That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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