I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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