xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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