What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You brought string cheese to the strip club
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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