Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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