Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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