THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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