C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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