Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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