thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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