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(802): View more from Vermont

OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.

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(212): View more from New York

I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.

(503): View more from Oregon

Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"

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That was long passed due.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'

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(614): View more from Ohio

Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...

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(706): View more from Georgia

Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.

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(516): View more from New York

Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet

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