YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I could make wine with my vomit
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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