Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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Come see our sink grown plant.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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